The Lumberjack Song Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about ?Is God really real , or is there some doubt ?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the poin...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ro...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to'Blackmail'! And to start tonight's programme, we go toPreston in Lancashire, and Mrs Betty Teal!Cut to a slightly blurred black and wh...Read Full Lyrics

I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights,No matter where they've been.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic lights.I Like traffic ligh...Read Full Lyrics

Good MorningMorning, sirWelcome to the National Cheese EmporiumAh, thank you, my good manWhat can I do for you, sir?Well, I was sitting in the public libraryOn Thurmon Street just ...Read Full Lyrics

We're knights of the round tableWe dance whenever we're ableWe do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccableWe dine well here in CamelotWe eat ham and jam and spam a lotWe'...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Christmas in Heaven. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.It's Christmas in Heaven. The snow falls from the sky, But it's nice ...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics