The Mailman’s Nightmare Lyrics

Good evening. Welcome to Difficult Listening Hour. The spot on your dial for that relentless and impenetrable sound of Difficult Music (Music). So sit bolt upright in that straight...Read Full Lyrics

There are ten million stories in the Naked City. But no one can remember which one is theirs....Read Full Lyrics

During WWII, the Russians were testing their parachutes. Sometimes they didn’t open at all and a lot of troops were lost this way. During the invasion of Finland, hundreds of tro...Read Full Lyrics

It was up in Canada and it was August, but very cold. I had been staying on this Cree Indian reservation for a few days, just sort of hanging around. One day, some anthropologists ...Read Full Lyrics

RedskinsRed coatsRed tapeRed inkRed letterRed handedRed bloodedRed eyeRed neckRed woodRed baitRed herringRed crossThe Reds...Read Full Lyrics

Steven Weed was asked by the FBI to come in and answer a few questions.He said it wasn’t like an interrogation room at all. There were no bright lights. But he said they had it s...Read Full Lyrics

In the middle of the seventeenth century, the only people living in the American colonies were the Indians, a few scattered pilgrims, and lots of British troops. Communication betw...Read Full Lyrics

Was ist das Prinzip?What is the principle?Das Prinzip ist folgenes:The principle is as follows:Klang besteht aus Wellen.Sound is composed of waves.Wenn die Wellen sich zu Formen be...Read Full Lyrics

I went to a palm reader and the odd thing about the reading was that everything she told me was totally wrong. She said I loved airplanes, that I had been born in Seattle, that my ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was lying in bed one morning, trying to think of a good reason to get up, and the phone rang and it was Geri and she said: Hey, hi! How are you? What’s going on? How’s ...Read Full Lyrics