The Malachi Crunch Lyrics

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, Was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost sacrifice, Before m...Read Full Lyrics

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless we're drunk We've got hats and cupped sunglasses We question all that is wrong We discuss ...Read Full Lyrics

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything t...Read Full Lyrics

Call it libertarian, cause we do as we please Don't need fear, or force or farce to know morality Cuz morals aren't substance you can shove in someone's ear They're basically a bi-...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Be a winner not a problem admitter un-quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You want to keep it going but you don’t know how Everyone at meeting...Read Full Lyrics

We're professional punkers We come from the suburbs After 15 years, we're still having fun Now we're over 30, not looking so purty At least we got a beat up accordion That's Eric ...Read Full Lyrics

[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement P...Read Full Lyrics

There's no fun in Bible study class There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest Unless your old and into that, It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as shit There's no fun ...Read Full Lyrics

Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle...Read Full Lyrics

Together on the sand, We walked hand in hand On the beachfront, she smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my finger up her... Country music played on the radio So I turned...Read Full Lyrics