The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On Lyrics

Down in Lou´siana where the black trees growLive a voodoo lady named Marie Laveaux.She got a black cat tooth and a mojo bone,And anyone wouldn´t leave her alone.She go GREEEEEEEE...Read Full Lyrics

Me and Jimmie Rodgers used to ride them rollin' box carsIn the summertimeAnd Jimmie he'd play his guitar And I'd lay back and watch the stars and sip my wine.And me and Audie Murph...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the Mermaid of OntarioHad long green stringy hair-e-oAnd a seaweed gown to wear-e-oBut she had no one to marry-oNow the Mermaid of OntarioLoved a big mouth bass named Larry-oWh...Read Full Lyrics

MichaelangeloWas giving a one man showHe had statues with feelingHe had his Sistine Chapel CeilingPeople came from KokomoJust to see this one man showThey say, we can't believe wha...Read Full Lyrics

I run from early in the morningTill late in the eveningI got crazy ladiesYou don't even knowAnd I need someone to hide meFrom the fool who lives inside meI need someplace warm to g...Read Full Lyrics

Well, once the world was full of monkeys,A long time ago.And elephants with big long trunkies,A long time ago.And the elephants swarm in the Zazafram Sea,And the monkeys swung from...Read Full Lyrics

Monterey Jack woke up in his shack.On a Monday.Monterey Jack had a little bitty snackOn elderberry wine.Monterey Jack walked down the track --All the way to old Harley's shack.Stuc...Read Full Lyrics

I guess the dance is over nowSo you just curtsey and I'll bowAnd ask the band to play us"Auld Lang Syne".Then I'll just take what's left of meRight back to where it used to beAnd y...Read Full Lyrics

Mary, if you ever want me,I'll be right hereAnd, Mary, I'm just the oneTo kiss away all your tearsAnd, Mary, this thing we gotIs too good to throw awaySo Mary, I'm gonna keep it ri...Read Full Lyrics

Now for my first impersonation friends,I would like to do for youA simple lovin' family manWith a simple attitudeSee him loved by friends and neighbors,See the self-respect he gain...Read Full Lyrics