The Monkey And The Elephant Lyrics

Monterey Jack woke up in his shack.On a Monday.Monterey Jack had a little bitty snackOn elderberry wine.Monterey Jack walked down the track --All the way to old Harley's shack.Stuc...Read Full Lyrics

I guess the dance is over nowSo you just curtsey and I'll bowAnd ask the band to play us"Auld Lang Syne".Then I'll just take what's left of meRight back to where it used to beAnd y...Read Full Lyrics

Mary, if you ever want me,I'll be right hereAnd, Mary, I'm just the oneTo kiss away all your tearsAnd, Mary, this thing we gotIs too good to throw awaySo Mary, I'm gonna keep it ri...Read Full Lyrics

Now for my first impersonation friends,I would like to do for youA simple lovin' family manWith a simple attitudeSee him loved by friends and neighbors,See the self-respect he gain...Read Full Lyrics

They've called the last dance of the evenin'.It's the one dance that we call our own.Most of the others are leavin' and headin' on homeTo cryin' goodbye of the fiddles.The sweetest...Read Full Lyrics

I was settin' in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine,When in walked this chick who almost struck me blind.She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine;On a scale of one to...Read Full Lyrics

Henry Green was an engineer driver of the five-o-nine.On his regular run he would stop for some funWith the ladies down the line.He'd love 'em and deceive 'emLie to 'em and leave '...Read Full Lyrics

Like crippled ships that made itThrough a storm and finally reached a quiet shoreThe homeless found a home on Susan's floor.Didn't feel so cold and tiredStretched out before her fi...Read Full Lyrics

On the way to the bottomI met an ole friend of mine.He said "Buddy, I do believeThis is the end of the line".I said, "The end of the line...Shoot, come on and have another round,An...Read Full Lyrics

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance.And the White House social season, should be glitterin'...Read Full Lyrics