The Mediocre Presidents Lyrics

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders,Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!Homer: Not me!Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!...Read Full Lyrics

Gabbo: You're gonna like me,You're gonna love me,'Cause I can do most anything.I can do the hully gully,I can imitate Vin Scully!(spoken)Let's take time out from that triple playfo...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!D'oh!...Read Full Lyrics

Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.Ramone 1: One, two, three, four![Abrasive guitar music begins]Happy Birthday to you!(Happy Birthd...Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,But I sent you Ben-gay,Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,And I......Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey,On my vacation away from workie......Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Dad, that will never work.If you want to make yourmove, you got to play it...cool.[jazz bass and cymbals start playing]Now what you gotta doIf you wanna get a kissIs act rea...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Grampa, my old friend,Your busy day is at an end.Your exploits have been sad and boring,They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.When you're alone, the words of your storyWill ...Read Full Lyrics

No sports, no rock, no information,For mindless chatter, we're your station!...Read Full Lyrics

Sherri & Terri: At seven tonight the games begin,Bart vs. Lisa: who will win?Their father's fat and their mother's thin,And Grampa Simpson reeks of gin!Abe: Hey![sniffs himself] Th...Read Full Lyrics