The Nobbies (A Sea Chanty) Lyrics

I don't know how I got to be hereI can't remember a place as bad as thisAll is not as it appearsThe air is heavy and it smells like pissI've been nailed, I've been nailed to the fl...Read Full Lyrics

I have seen grown men break down and cryFrom just a single glimpse of her cursed beautyAnd these are tears of torment that burn on the cheeksOf each man's wretched faceDo the doWhe...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus came to me last nightHe told me many thingsHe said boy you best bewareYou've committed many sinsI said yes lord this I knowBut there is a place I'd rather goWhere things are ...Read Full Lyrics

A little man made of meatTried to get me in my sleepA little man made of meatTried to get me in my sleepBut I thank the Lord that I always sleepWith a gun under my bedI fired it on...Read Full Lyrics

Farmer Johnson got a gunAnd he's out to have a little funLook out Sally, look out BillWhen he catches you, you he'll killHere comes Momma down the highwayBang, bang, she's blown aw...Read Full Lyrics

When I was just my poppa's sonHe would beat me in the head with the butt of a gunIt was just about a mile, a mile or soDown from where the corncobs growCuz when the cotton bolls ge...Read Full Lyrics

I was born feet firstAnd it shows in the way I thinkI work at the sausage plantIt makes my clothes stinkMy old lady's name is LoisI love it when she sucks my dinkWhen we set Sonny'...Read Full Lyrics

A: Hi, Bob.B: Hi there!A: How are you?B: I'm fine! Thank you.A: What are you gonna do today?B: I'm gonna be mean to everyone!A: Oh! But not to me! I'm your friend!B: No, you're wro...Read Full Lyrics

Me and my old man lived down in Decatur He worked most of his life at the grain elevator Yeah he worked there for over 30 years After work he'd go out and he'd pound down some beer...Read Full Lyrics

I used to know a man named BurtWhen I was but a ladHe was an old acquaintanceOf my mom and my dadI don't think that I met himMore than just onceBut I still recall him wellI'm no go...Read Full Lyrics