The Restroom Door Said, Lyrics

There's somethin' stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all night long Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it do...Read Full Lyrics

If you look up in the sky On the night before Christmas There's a big fat guy with a Toy sack Toy sack yeah yeah It's squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day A million ...Read Full Lyrics

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, Her silk pantyhose. Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the store, there's a ...Read Full Lyrics

We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive everybody crazy You're hopelessly fat...Read Full Lyrics

If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yea...Read Full Lyrics

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Roa...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my faget arse up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a...Read Full Lyrics

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sed...Read Full Lyrics

Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, La-la-l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the weather outside was whitening Til the dog did something frightening Hes got no other place to go Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow And he doesnt't't't show signs of sto...Read Full Lyrics