Well, I got a lot
Lord, I got a lotta losin'
Friends and heroes
Packin' up and movin'
And one of these days
I'll be left with nothin'
But memories and no time
So I better ge...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of Folk
La... l, la la la
Lo li la, t, tra la la
(Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn)
Pass me the turkey and the gator tail
Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell
It and happy tha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
I saw her standing there
With the light shining brightly in her hair
And her sweater was tight and
I could see she had boobies up under there
Then I was introdo-o-o-oced
All I coul...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
Hey Savannah
Hi
This is a song that I wrote for you. Are you ready?
Yeah
I met you in the topless bar
I don't remember
We rode round in my Mustang car
I don't remember
I pledged m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
From Iran and Iraq
To the shores of the Black Sea
Soon will be just a giant parking lot
''cause that's where a big park is gonna be
We're getting' rid of this terrorists
Make the w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
I've got think of something better
Of a stunt, the best one ever
Or I'll be off, off of the show
I don't know where, where I'll go
I tried to win but here I sit
Now I just feel, l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the fucking way
We got a load of...
(Spoken)
Assorted women trouser socks
In all colours, even smoked grey
Well...
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
I'm Mark
And I'm Greg
And this is your spook...
Ey Halloween song
Start the truck up, bitch
And hand me a beer
We're about to have some fun
Snatch that coloured's candy sack
That'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
He has run the water
Now 15 years
Ruling the structure
And ruling the piers
Beautiful and silent
As he tends his mighty shore
But now he's caught and
Released to heaven's door
See...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday
Russ and Jimmy
You're balding and you stutter
That hurts my feelings
Your teeth look like broken tiles
That hurts my feelings
I'm glad you're out of the family
Jimmy and Russ
You'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Monsters Of The Midday