The Sphinx Stinks Lyrics

I can't stop moping - I can't stop crying I just ain't coping - don't feel like trying "Don't ditch me," I cry, but this is her reply She said "Oi mush, you've got the push goodbye...Read Full Lyrics

Every night I know that she goes to Finos, And every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos And everynight it's alright for him... [Chorus:] And ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! hey! hey! hey! There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road You go there for for little bits n pieces for your car And in the office there sits a secretary she's got Long b...Read Full Lyrics

I'd walk across the M. 1. I'd trek through the Amazon I'd be a spanish matador, nowt would be too risky for me I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo I'd box with Frankie Bruno I could do an...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a little brother his christian name is Sid, Ever since he saw the turtles he's flipped his lid. He's always scoffing pizzas just like Leonardo, Donatello Raphael and Micha...Read Full Lyrics

Were 21 Today, 21 Today We've got the key to the door Never been 21 before Father says we can do as we like Mother says the same We're a bunch o'weirdos 21 today...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy lives his life for charity Jimmy's got no wife just an O. B. E. Everybody depends on Jimmy Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off Jimmy reckons they've all enough If they want ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu, Remember when you had toothache... A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so, You will have to stay happy... Chorus: Remember... Wors...Read Full Lyrics

We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again Over the hills to the battlefield 10 thousand marching men We never say surrender butnow we must admit Shove the rotten reg...Read Full Lyrics

Insanity is everywhere, It's a pity it's everywhere we go... We're mad John, Sirens are wailing everywhere, Wars underway... Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground, The scor...Read Full Lyrics