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Don't believe the liesYour Daddy doesn't love you anymoreDon't you compromiseOr I'll just have to show you out the doorA thousand loaded gunsWith just an ounce of gunpowder between...Read Full Lyrics

"Jennifer's attractive, yeah, she's so cool,And her friend, Mary Anne, she can make me drool.Well you know I'd like 'em betterIf I could fuck 'em both togetherAnd we'd all do the p...Read Full Lyrics

I don't understand,Why a girl defines herself by her man,And I don't think that you believe,Something so self depreciatingAnd I can't help but blame society,When they say that you ...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be popularBut I don't wanna have to wearA stupid Abocrombie shirtAnd pants that make my groin hurt.I want to have some true friendsAnd start my own trends.I want some popul...Read Full Lyrics

Well I got a little friend named Max, (that's me)And I got a little friend named David, And these kids were the best of friends, And they would hang out all day, Just laughin', and...Read Full Lyrics

Time Magazine, Time Magazine, Oh, what a read, Time Magazine.I read Time Magazine.Washington DC, what a place to be,What a place to be, Washington DC,I live in Washington DC.Man of...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a fucking clue,About what I'm supposed to do,Won't do it just cuz you told me to,Don't know why I just can't get a job,Or why I just can't write a song,I sure as hell ...Read Full Lyrics

DC he drinks from the toiletHe's got a plan now, no one can spoil it.He's been granted his three wishes.Don't wanna do the dirty dishesCuz you know they speak in riddles,Can't unde...Read Full Lyrics

Pizza guy, oh pizza guy,Did I hurt your feelings pizza guy?Pizza guy, oh pizza guy,I'm sorry pizza guyIt was a sunny day In April, June, or maybe May,Woah oh, October or July.We we...Read Full Lyrics

This Christmas time there's just one thing I want. It top's it all, it's better than eggnog. It's cold outside, my boots are full of snow. I'm just hoping for some mistletoe Oh ...Read Full Lyrics