They Call Me Lyrics

34C's not good enough for meI need to have at least a 'D'[x2]Big ones, round ones, fat ones tooThe itty-bitty-titty ones just won't do[x2]34C's not good enough for meI need to have...Read Full Lyrics

On a canvas of brake lights, street signs and garbage cansHe's a face without a name, with a pair of outstretched handsAnd me I'm just an asshole living in a priviledged lifeWonder...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready? Here we go!Slow, slowCreep creep slow[x2]Countdown, it's getting to the rape timeGametes I blast right in your eyesMa says I'm gonna be the first oneTo rape bitches ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're mackingOn a chickDown at the local barYou'll find out conversationDoesn't get you very farBringing home the ladiesIs much easier than you thinkAll you have to do isIs s...Read Full Lyrics

Today was gonna be the day i was gonna tell you we were through,Until i came to your house and i noticed something new with you.I couldnt believe my eyes i kept on thinking to myse...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd"]Met a girl over the netSaved our chats on a floppy disketteIt went well for a week or twoThen it all came ungluedOne night she said "br...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]I said forget about itAs I drive off away from the drive throughThis Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straightI said Bavarian CremeBut sh...Read Full Lyrics

Writhing in love you swearwhat you feel is realBending your every illusionYou fake it all too wellNumbing the mind rest insidethat hate left unspokenTasting the truth it's shyafrai...Read Full Lyrics

kitty attacks my foot even when i'm just walking by she doesn't like to be picked up by anyone including me her nose is black and neat triangle shaped like a kitty treat she is a s...Read Full Lyrics

You were once a sweet little girlso innocent and pureYour eyes were open and sureanyone could look right inI followed closely your gazeyou looked up towards the skyBut I watched yo...Read Full Lyrics