Things Look Good Around Here Lyrics

Hey I'm a redneck mother I must confessI wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress.I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest;Hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best.I'm a redneck mot...Read Full Lyrics

Alla en el rancho grande, alla donde viviaHabia una rancherita, que allegre me deciaQue allegre me deciaTe voy a hacer tus calzonesComo los que usa el rancheroTe los comienzo de la...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerI don't blame you, I know it was the only way that it could beThe only way to put an end to this was for you to put the hurt on meI started seein' a side of you that I...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerLooks like I really screwed up againShould've learned by now that I ain't never gonna winI know the reason, I didn't even ask, I've heard it all from relationships pas...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerI've never heard a more beautiful soundThan a jukebox by the wallAnd this room is full of pretty womenBut I don't feel like dancing at allI've got a beer in my left ha...Read Full Lyrics

My first semester I changed my majorCause I'd found a subject I knew I could aceThrough extensive research I made amazing discoveriesOf the effects of ethanol had on the brainThere...Read Full Lyrics

Roger Creager, Kyle Hutton61st floor way downtown,From cubicle 423You can't see what's coming down.The mail lady brings a pink slipAnd an empty box for my desk.Says, "Pack what you...Read Full Lyrics

Love ain't what this song's aboutCandlelight ain't what I'm in the mood for nowI don't need a metaphor to help me get this outLove ain't what this song's aboutIt's about beer and w...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?(Spong...Read Full Lyrics

All right, you invertebratesI'm gonna teach you how to do the spongeWell, if you take your leg and you stick it in the airAnd then you take the other one and jam it right up thereY...Read Full Lyrics