This Guitar Is For Sale Lyrics

what about those tater tots,are you going to eat them?oh, tell me you are not,'cause i will take them,with ketchup, with ketchup, with ketchup,with ketchup, with ketchup, with ketc...Read Full Lyrics

(I never had too much trouble gettin' a ride, it always came pretty easy.Just stick up my thumb then my finger. The big cars seldom stop. The big Cadillacs, they don't even look at...Read Full Lyrics

This morning I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride. Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side. So I crawled into a wildcat's cave to find a place to hide, But...Read Full Lyrics

Turn on the world, give 'em a tasteOf how free a love can be.Turn on the world, you don't want to wasteAll your warmth on me.You say you've got wings, you'll teach them to fly.Teac...Read Full Lyrics

My heroes and sweethearts of comic-strip days,Where are they all today?You say that Dagwood Bumstead died of ulcers?From eatin' all those sandwiches at dawn?And Blondie's turnin' t...Read Full Lyrics

In the unemployment line.In the unemployment line --I see the butcher, and the baker,A faker and a quaker,And an old girlfriend of mine.There's while collars, blue collarsAnd no co...Read Full Lyrics

Sal from the ValleyLoved Al from the alleyAnd they lived in harmony..Sally played acousticAnd Al he played electric,And they both took turns on lead.They sang for their friends aga...Read Full Lyrics

Well now, it was a hot day in July;I had ice cream on my mind.I went up to the ice cream stand --I said, "Ooh, ooh, Mr. Ice Cream Man."I want to start with a great big double dipOf...Read Full Lyrics

Baby...we're gonna go to VegasWin more money than you've ever seenFar as this pick-up truck and forty-eight bucks will take usBaby...we're gonna chase that dreamGoin' to Vegas...to...Read Full Lyrics

Fell asleep last night with the TV on --Oh, what a dream I had.Dreamed I went and answered ev'ry singleOne of those late night mail order ads.Then four to six weeks later,Much to m...Read Full Lyrics