In the unemployment line.In the unemployment line --I see the butcher, and the baker,A faker and a quaker,And an old girlfriend of mine.There's while collars, blue collarsAnd no co...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Sal from the ValleyLoved Al from the alleyAnd they lived in harmony..Sally played acousticAnd Al he played electric,And they both took turns on lead.They sang for their friends aga...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well now, it was a hot day in July;I had ice cream on my mind.I went up to the ice cream stand --I said, "Ooh, ooh, Mr. Ice Cream Man."I want to start with a great big double dipOf...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Baby...we're gonna go to VegasWin more money than you've ever seenFar as this pick-up truck and forty-eight bucks will take usBaby...we're gonna chase that dreamGoin' to Vegas...to...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Fell asleep last night with the TV on --Oh, what a dream I had.Dreamed I went and answered ev'ry singleOne of those late night mail order ads.Then four to six weeks later,Much to m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Warm and Free.Warm and Free.That's all it takesTo get a hold on me.Warm and Free.Warm and Free.You never know how low you can be...Till you go into an all-night cafe,Grab somebody'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
What have you done for me latelyI such a common attitudeWhat have you done for me latelyIs how old friends show their gratitudeNow just when you need a little supportTheir faces ge...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
No one knows my lady when she's lonely.No one sees the fantasies and fears my lady hides.There are those who've shared her love and laughter,But no one hears my lady when she cries...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Whiplash Will from WatsonvilleHe's got a rubber spine.It's just his luck when he drives his truckHe keeps getting it from behind.But Whiplash Will, he's hard to killAnd he's a real...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
So you take the ladyAnd I'll take the lessonI can't say that anyoneIs doing me wrongCuz I always knewThe girl had a weaknessFor whistlers and jugglersAnd singers of songs.Now she w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein