Those Crazy Christians Lyrics

Every time you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer In the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peekaboo I'd...Read Full Lyrics

You're not supposed to say the word 'cancer' in a song And tellin' folks that Jesus is the answer can rub 'em wrong It ain't hip to sing about tractors, trucks and little towns or ...Read Full Lyrics

I could've been workin' overtime Or at home tryin' to make that truck run right Instead of wadin' out in that stream All day long barely catchin' a thing Just me and dad I'm glad h...Read Full Lyrics

After the breakup, I really thought we'd make up. Give her a little time, I'd be on her mind And suddenly she'd wake up. But today if you listen, Softly off in the distance, Som...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] When I'm sitting in traffic some afternoon I'm bored to death in some waiting room I'm gonna close my eyes and picture you Today [Verse 2] You keep brushing that ...Read Full Lyrics

Love starts with a toothbrush A big razor and a Dixie cup A little splash of aftershave Before you leave for that first date I see the stars in both your eyes After that long kiss ...Read Full Lyrics

Too country what's that Is it like too Republican or too Democrat Is it too far to the left Too far to the right Too straight down the middle Is it too black or too white Are the ...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday I thought that I was low as I could get I had hit rock bottom ever since you up and left But this morning when I saw you with Somebody else, well needless to say That's w...Read Full Lyrics

A baby's born in the middle of the night in a local delivery room They grab his feet smack him till cries he goes home the next afternoon Before you know he's off to school and he ...Read Full Lyrics

Two teardrops were floatin' down the river One teardrop said to the other, "I'm from the soft blue eyes of a woman in love. I'm a tear of joy she couldn't carry. She was so happy s...Read Full Lyrics