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I was 19 when Shandy cameAnd no one seemed to like her nameBut I heard it in a song and I thought it sounded so sweetNow she's 9 years old and all arms and legs Follows me everywhe...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't no wings on a pachyderm, you're too fat to flyThere ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to flyAnd there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonightDrinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A and M-I-double-L-E-R's LiteAnd my Ex W-I-F-E kicked my A-double-S O-U-TAnd now I'm just a D-R-U-N-K S-O-BWell, I'm a D-R-U-N-K S...Read Full Lyrics

Lovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkidWoah, you tempt me darlin', then you torture meLovin' you is like fryin' bacon nekkidAnd that's a how I feel when you get through with meLord ...Read Full Lyrics

She's a gone back to whorin, that's what I heardShe's somewhere snorin, With some old rich birdYou know the things that I gave her, must a got kinda borinLast that I heard she done...Read Full Lyrics

There's a party in my pants and you're invitedA big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excitedI'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide itThere's a party in my pants and you're invi...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to shoot you in the assWith a BB GunLay there in the tall grass andLaugh at what I donePut a bloody blister upon each bunI'd like to shoot you in the assWith a BB Gun!I'd ...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken)You know what time it is?I don't know what time it isWhat time is it?(Yells)It's Time For the Chicken Song. All Right(Sings)A chicken wakes up to a new world everyday. Far ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus]Sometimes I don't know if I'll make itSometimes I wished I could walk awaySometimes I don't know if I'll make it throughBut you know I'm gonna do it anyway[Verse 1]Got a gu...Read Full Lyrics

I's standin' in the mornin' rain outside that NorfolkSouthern YardRollin' dice like a train, the wind was blowin' hardI'm down twenty to the devilHell, I hope he'll take a checkI'l...Read Full Lyrics