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I'm sick and tired of my generation getting blamed for the state of the planet. I'm sick of my generation getting called the tv generation. "Well all you guys do is watch TV." What...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99 Drink beer If I could offer you only one tip for the future Beer would be it. The long term benefits of beer have been proven by scientists ...Read Full Lyrics

"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness, tonight the part of Denis Leary, will be played by Denis Leary. And now welcome Denis Leary." Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And...Read Full Lyrics

Elvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheese Suckin' down Formula 44D Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose We never argue or overdose He says, "Do I look fat ...Read Full Lyrics

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at ...Read Full Lyrics

And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more dr...Read Full Lyrics

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now Hey, if you know the words, sing along You'...Read Full Lyrics

I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and acid rain I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry How they cry singin' Why mus...Read Full Lyrics

We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies. We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke. Whatever it was, we just fucking swallowed...Read Full Lyrics

Denis Leary/Adam Roth) Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden I'm downtrodden square uh-huh The whole world is doo...Read Full Lyrics