Time For Us Lyrics

I've been stealing Time where I can get it fromI've been losing Grip on what I used to holdIf I could get another chanceI'd put it in a Ziploc bagAnd keep it in my pocketKeep it in...Read Full Lyrics

Working all day for a mean little manWith a clip-on tie and a rub-on tanHe's got me running 'round the office like a dog around a trackBut when I get back home,You're always there ...Read Full Lyrics

Wanna lick my balls?Go veganWanna suck my dick?Go veganIf you eat animal productsWe're never gonna get busyWanna kiss my lips?Go veganWanna grab my ass?Go veganIf you eat animal pr...Read Full Lyrics

I was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dickI was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dickShe said that my vegan dick is the prettie...Read Full Lyrics

Paul told us all he's gonna have a baby But Jeanie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeanie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is ...Read Full Lyrics

Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, GOODBYE! But all the neighbors liked Barfy Cause he was good wit...Read Full Lyrics

He's quiet on the inside Something from his past Come on the surface But that's never gonna last Say one wrong word Something nobody knew What's in his head No one has a clue He's...Read Full Lyrics

Why did I give my neighbors The head of a chicken last night? Did I think a headless chicken could Make everything alright? Why do I do these bad things That I sometimes do? Is the...Read Full Lyrics

This song fits the mood I'm in Trying to push something out of a pen Don't know how, where or when I started to hate you (x6) It's kinda hard to explain Your stories are never wha...Read Full Lyrics