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You took the time, to get to know me Showed you a side without, without a disguise It's like you knew me, you saw right through me and It's too late, for second chances I'm Tucked ...Read Full Lyrics

Fuck me at the parkinglot, Fuck me at Mcdonalds A cheeseburger I'll eat, And my tits and ass you'll fondle Fuck me at the laundromat, Against the machine, There's still another ho...Read Full Lyrics

Do I look like a slut? Uh-huh. Shut up. You know, I don't understand why everyone keeps calling us sluts. Me neither, I'm a good girl. Yeah, me too. Hell, I just went to ch...Read Full Lyrics

Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh. Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Mons...Read Full Lyrics

Rod: It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake? Nicky: Uh Is that a unicorn? Rod: Uh. He's talking in his sleep again Nicky: No I'll wear the purple shoes at... Who pain...Read Full Lyrics

Princeton: Why does everything have to be so hard? Gary coleman: Maybe you'll never find your purpose. Christmas eve: Lots of people don't. Princeton: But then- I don't know why...Read Full Lyrics

Brian: I'm not wearing underwear today, No I'm not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less I gotta say That I'm not wearing u...Read Full Lyrics

Kate monster: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. Nicky: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! Princeton: I wish I ...Read Full Lyrics

Gary: Right now you are down and out And feelin' really crappy. Nikki: I'll say. Gary: And when I see how sad you are, It sorta makes me happy. Nikki: Happy? Gary: Sorry Nikki....Read Full Lyrics

Rod Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name...Read Full Lyrics