Top Ten Commandments Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Just a small-town girl Till you learned to twirl Then you set the world on fire Like a drive-in cinderella In a chevy named desire So leave your teddy-bear At the...Read Full Lyrics

He was born in oklahoma His wife's name is betty jo thelma liz. He's not responsible for what he's doing; His mother made him what he is. And it's up against the wall redneck...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, from the great atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore, From the green ol' glowing mountains to the hills of labrador She's long and tall and handsome, she's known quite wel...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon cafe, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn't b...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman & jeff shelby) When I find myself alone in my house and in my head And I blow the candles out and I take myself to bed And I'm old enough to realize, ah, young eno...Read Full Lyrics

While traveling through the Lone Star State I lost my lunch before I ate It happened in a pull-ahead café. Yahoo! I felt my bones begin to crunch I saw my name on the business...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice, If it' s just to keep in fashion, it's not the lord's advice. Well, you mangle mother nature and brave ...Read Full Lyrics

I struggle with my shoelace As my temples pulsate You lie in your dressing gown Don't put that cigarette out I know it wasn't much fun But please don't tell anyone I know what I a...Read Full Lyrics

A bed so soft who would have known She'd give birth to a hooligan I'm out of time but don't count me in Another brain dead mannequin The sad thing's you don't know I hoped y...Read Full Lyrics

Candy deceit, the sweetest taste Like forbidden fruit that I could not resist She stole control out of my soul Right out of my hands, I've already been sold I've got no faith...Read Full Lyrics