Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask que...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's rotten
So rotten here
So rotten
Oh!
It was like, the last day before trash day
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
Even though the garbage I knew would reek
(You know) Thought...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A. C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you're wond...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
They only show you their gums when they smile
Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dent...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You're sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing you do
They're running 'round
With their camcorders in th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
The white stuff, The white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their re...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
([Announcer:] "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?
Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week? ")
Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing's one thing I don't un...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic