Traffic Jam Lyrics

They only show you their gums when they smile Aint got a tooth in their heads now how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dent...Read Full Lyrics

You're sort of famous A minor celebrity And so it only makes sense The world would be Obsessed with every Single thing you do They're running 'round With their camcorders in th...Read Full Lyrics

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm a...Read Full Lyrics

The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move...Read Full Lyrics

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their re...Read Full Lyrics

([Announcer:] "Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week? ") Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't un...Read Full Lyrics

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his...Read Full Lyrics

If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you Would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange Ain't it stra-a-ange If I could w...Read Full Lyrics

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink Boy it's good to see you, what can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again Say, what was your name anyway? Well we're wo...Read Full Lyrics