Um Dia Destes Lyrics

I was born A yooper with beer in my veins I drink it every day to try to ease the pain Of eleven months of winter and 30 days of rain And if I didn’T have my beer I think I’D g...Read Full Lyrics

O mundo de hoje em dia cada vez t mais complicado Estou rodeado de mentiras e de pessoas falsas por todo o lado O que que est certo, o que que est errado? Difcil seleccionar e es...Read Full Lyrics

Senta aí, sente a vibe Sente a batida, não a desse som mas a da tua vida Andas a viver com o cérebro dormente Yo, baza com o puto para um nível diferente Ready set go, sente o ...Read Full Lyrics

1. You're just like A stranger When you're in A bingo trance The kids don't even Know you anymore With your bingo bag and dauber And your lucky bingo pants You look like A soldier ...Read Full Lyrics

1. My uncle had A beer gut That weighed two hundred pounds He used A wheelbarrow To haul it into town They treat him like A king When he walks into woodys bar His beer gut pays for...Read Full Lyrics

I wake up face down in the cow pies In A field near 41 Some tourist takes my picture As I bleach here in the sun The flies are buzzing round me And the cars are whizzing by A...Read Full Lyrics

1. I can't forget the night we met You were such a hunk You took me to your uncle's camp And we got really drunk I asked you for some foreplay You went and got the cards You said l...Read Full Lyrics

1. A mosquito raped A chicken in A blueberry patch Seven days later the chiquitos hatched They grew up fast and they grew up mean They tore A big hole in the window screen They suc...Read Full Lyrics

1. Lutefisk boiling on da stove Italians at the door They spill A pan of meatballs All over martha's floor Uncle heikki slips on them And starts A great big fight It's christmas ti...Read Full Lyrics

1. OUT IN DA JACKPINES AT DA BREAK OF DAWN WE LOOK FOR A BUCK OR A TRACK AT DA END OF DA DAY WE PUT OUR BULLETS AWAY AND GO BACK TO OUR TARPAPER SHACK WE SIT IN DA CAMP BY DA...Read Full Lyrics