Beer Gut Lyrics

I wake up face down in the cow pies In A field near 41 Some tourist takes my picture As I bleach here in the sun The flies are buzzing round me And the cars are whizzing by A...Read Full Lyrics

1. I can't forget the night we met You were such a hunk You took me to your uncle's camp And we got really drunk I asked you for some foreplay You went and got the cards You said l...Read Full Lyrics

1. A mosquito raped A chicken in A blueberry patch Seven days later the chiquitos hatched They grew up fast and they grew up mean They tore A big hole in the window screen They suc...Read Full Lyrics

1. Lutefisk boiling on da stove Italians at the door They spill A pan of meatballs All over martha's floor Uncle heikki slips on them And starts A great big fight It's christmas ti...Read Full Lyrics

1. OUT IN DA JACKPINES AT DA BREAK OF DAWN WE LOOK FOR A BUCK OR A TRACK AT DA END OF DA DAY WE PUT OUR BULLETS AWAY AND GO BACK TO OUR TARPAPER SHACK WE SIT IN DA CAMP BY DA...Read Full Lyrics

1. I know it's getting late And I know we had A date lucia I hate to make you wait Cause it would be so great to see ya Tears fall from my eyes And I must apologize lucia Ill have ...Read Full Lyrics

1. 20 yoopers in A pontoon boat Driven by my buddy mike We're fishin out on the basin For alligator walleye pike Emil brought his tv And routies beagle fred He's too old to drive A...Read Full Lyrics

1. Some guys like that bottled beer Some like it in A can Some say A keg's the best beer For A real beer drinking man Everyone has their favorite But on one thing they agree The gr...Read Full Lyrics

1. The boss been on my butt all week Hes lucky that I even show up Da old ladies bitchin constantly To give my beerin up She listens to the mother-In-Law bitch About living them ye...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Grandpa got run over by a beer truck Coming out of woody's christmas day Grandma got a job out at the brewery I never knew that she could drive that way 1. Grandpa was out...Read Full Lyrics