Whiplash Will from WatsonvilleHe's got a rubber spine.It's just his luck when he drives his truckHe keeps getting it from behind.But Whiplash Will, he's hard to killAnd he's a real...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
So you take the ladyAnd I'll take the lessonI can't say that anyoneIs doing me wrongCuz I always knewThe girl had a weaknessFor whistlers and jugglersAnd singers of songs.Now she w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I wonder who been scorin' with the scorekeeper's sweetieWhile the scorekeeper doesn't know the score,And who's on the floor with the doorman's darlin'While the doorman's busy manni...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The hulk of a man with a beer in his hand looked like a drunk old fool,And I knew that if I hit him right, I could knock him off that stool.But everybody said, "Watch out -- that's...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I swear you could taste the chicken and tomatoesThe noodles and the marrow bone,But it really wasn't nothing but some water and potatoesAnd the wonderful wonderful soup stone.Hangi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
The year is two thousand and eightyAnd hardly a highway remains.Gone are the days of the dieselAnd songs about wrecks in the rain.The Macs and MacLeans have all rusted away.The Har...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well, I'll sing you a song 'bout the old Forty Nine,The fastest engine on the Santa Fe line.On the fourteenth of April, she made a desp'rate dash,And she got there on time and she ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Hey, a yellow-haired woman she'll take all your gold,Her eyes may be warm but her heart will be cold,And she will get fat just as soon as she's old --Stay 'way from a yellow-haired...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
You can't take it with you'Cos you didn't bring itYou can use it while you're hereBut when you go it's got to stayYou didn't write the songYou just learned how to sing itYou may br...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
I'm gonna take a little ride on the B&OOr maybe on the BMTAnd when I hit the track, babe I won't be backBecause this is the E-N-D.Now I been true to Y-O-U but you ain't been true t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein