Announcer: From Saturday Night news headquarters, this is Weekend Update, with Chevy Chase.
Chevy Chase: [ talking into the telephone ] What are you wearing right now? [ smiles ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
(feat. Leslie Jones, Melissa Villaseñor, Saoirse Ronan, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant & Cecily Strong)
[Cecily Strong]
Hey there, boys. We know the last couple months have been f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
Woodrow: when I'm scared, there's a song that i sing and i want you to sing it with me
Toasters and birds
Little pidgeon turds
Radio in my hair
It's really not fair
And I love you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
(feat. Woody Harrelson, Phil Hartman & Dana Carvey)
(Verse 1)
[WOODY]
Oh, I'm glad that I'm a cowboy
It's the cowboy's life for me
There's not another kind of boy
That I wo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
[ Open to a small room with two men sitting in chairs ]
Professor: Let us begin. Repeat after me.
[ European Immigrant in tight-mouthed concentration, nods ]
Professor: I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
(feat. Liam Hemsworth, Jennifer Lawrence, Woody Harrelson & Josh Hutcherson)
[ANNOUNCER]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Woody Harrelson
[WOODY HARRELSON]
Thank you! Thank you! Thank...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Night Live
I'm wide awake to reach out for you
Please call me and I shall answer thee
My hand is crawling down on my face
Now tell me where am I to find you
Hear me; you've lit the darkness ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturday Sessions
A machine built to break.
If she could only jump inside
The movie and live.
It's O. K. To make yourself
Happy, as long as you don't
Eat the little children
Don't stare at the mutan...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturn's Flea Collar
My squirrels don't know where I am tonite
I try to swallow at least three times a day
My beaver won't go near water
My throat is closer than it seems, but
I never liked room temper...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturn's Flea Collar
Jimi, jim and janis on a bathroom floor,
There's a seizure goin' on and they won't rock no more
There's a rockstar lying in a puddle of blood
There's a meeting in the boardroom whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Saturn's Flea Collar