We Were Once Waitstaff Lyrics

Rednecks in pick-up trucksMake a right on redSmash a 2 x 4 across my brainNixon's children, tattooed frenzyHurricane of bloodI hear somebody say "it's Miller time"Are these fucks f...Read Full Lyrics

I think you're pretty and you evenLook like you've thought things outBut you're so disappointingWith you're shaved head and those mystery eyesYou smile embarrassed, like you know w...Read Full Lyrics

I think I saw her on "Lifestyles of the famous"Her dad was very debonair in his designer colostomyLittle pink ribbons and a taffetta napkinCurls, curls, curls in her perfect hairOu...Read Full Lyrics

EggEggEggEggWhen I was a child, I was well fedI was smothered with affectionWhen I was a child, I was so contentSo well adjusted.Then I stuck my head out andI immediately knew: thi...Read Full Lyrics

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane.She was so rude.Get your hands off of my food.Get your hands off of my Tang.Get your hands off of my astronaut Tang.Oh, bastard!You'll...Read Full Lyrics

Yes I know that I'm so polite. Yes I'm so so nice. Yes.I vacillate a lot or maybe not so much; but,If I had a spine or, if I had a chinIf I had a spine, if I had a chinFeeling trap...Read Full Lyrics

I love her 'cause she hates me andShe hates me 'cause I love her so.The passion of her annoyance takes me,Rakes me over the hot coals,Her incinerator heart, who is itBurning for?He...Read Full Lyrics

Hot steam rising from the swamp, by the tar road.Crawdads kicking in the dirt.Serious cleavage in pink motels.(The) preacher's emptying his bucket.Forks in the road.Pock marks in s...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a solid rockI'm of average worthI'm a pillar of saltI'm the salt of the earthIt all turns redI can't smellYeah they're all dead, butIt's so hard to tell.I'm the head of this fa...Read Full Lyrics

Jagged, abrupt fragments devoid of meaningRandomly disconnected without contextA constant barrage of clutter filling your face nowRandomly interconnected yet insaneSuck it down - S...Read Full Lyrics