Wedding Vows In Vegas Lyrics

Jason came in from Peoria Wearing silk sunglasses His girlfriend Gloria wore metal shoes That emitted poison gases from the heels One drink of that stuff and -Zam!- The walls becam...Read Full Lyrics

â??Members of the Congress, I have the high privilege, and of the sick honor of presenting to you, the President of the United States.â?? â??Thank you very much. Thank you very ...Read Full Lyrics

The air was filled with suspicion She poured us two martinis And tried to guess my mission I pretended to know nothing It's best to use discretion But she turned her floodlight eye...Read Full Lyrics

Keep your distance I haven't got a thing to say Where's the exit, what time is it anyway You said there was gonna be a party But I don't see a thing Where's this happening, in your...Read Full Lyrics

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitt...Read Full Lyrics

At night only crickets No prowlers, no sirens No pinky ring hustlers No angel dust Byrons No bars on the windows No sabre-toothed neighbors Just good simple folk In a rainbow of fl...Read Full Lyrics

You can't argue with death Can't break a burly sailor's neck You can't drink lava from plastic glasses And you can't influence the masses Can't tune a radio to heaven You can't liv...Read Full Lyrics

Tv screen faces aren't pretty it's true But she will do anything I tell her to Her conversation's not what you'd call clever But she can't contradict me, oh no never Robot girl, ro...Read Full Lyrics

Professor Night haunts a bar Where he says that there are Two chicks for every guy He says hi and gets laid He's got it made And he hardly has to try And they don't put up a fight ...Read Full Lyrics

Little Rita and her sister Bette Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy He took them for a ride one summer night Told the girls he was a big producer Truth be told he was a cheap s...Read Full Lyrics