What a Waste Lyrics

To start you put the wide end on the right side of your neck You let it hang a foot below the narrow one, oh heck Then cross the wide end over the narrow end and then back Go round...Read Full Lyrics

It's a beautiful thing!!! It's a beautiful thing!!! It's a beautiful thing!!! Fun for the whole family!!! Circles forming, eyelids red My weary neck can't support my head Feelings ...Read Full Lyrics

Remember the kangaroo baby on Looney TunesSylvester would think it was a mouse and go after itAnd every time it would use its feet to kick him to the moonI cried while all my frien...Read Full Lyrics

Six bearded presidents, all of them forgottenNow make high school students think that history is rottenMark T. dubbed this era, 1870 to 90The Gilded Age, a phrase that stuck, and n...Read Full Lyrics

If Jesus were alive todayHe’d be a rock starNot sure what instrument he’d playBut he would go farHe’d be punk or better yet80s metalHe’d be huge, and you can betHe’d be o...Read Full Lyrics

Round them up to tell them liesas you persecute the Christamputation of the mindwhat;s the use, we're all gonna die~Save the deadAll our reasons are crumblingwhat is in store for u...Read Full Lyrics

Amnesia takes its courseor maybe this is my own choiceI want to forget you and everything you have doneArthrits in my hipsmy eyes are swollen shutmaybe these are just excuses, or g...Read Full Lyrics

Fast cars and explosionsParty hats and motion lotionLet’s go down to the oceanAnd break out the tits and whiskeyFuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck meI am Ernie’s rubber duckyKiss ...Read Full Lyrics

~Drink goodDrink updon't want to leave without enoughDrink heavyDon't drink emptywant to make sure it gets to the bloodBe sure to worship your Godand have a glass of winehe's the o...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now OpheliaAre you looking for a swim? Yeah, your man’s done you wrong So, whatcha gonna do to him?Any Dane’ll tell you, girlieYou take a chance with one-night standsGot a ...Read Full Lyrics