When You're Dead Lyrics

Six feet of earth above my head Keeps me safe from what she said Six walls of wood to keep them out Their smart remarks The screams, the shouts They scream, they shout There's only...Read Full Lyrics

Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took He said "No storm is stoppin me" He made fricassee of a sea anemone down at the bottom of the sea I turned to my first officer and I...Read Full Lyrics

The day is the wife whom I elude The one to whom I should be right Although forewarned by peers and kin I always get into the night Mother always warned me such Being a nocturnal s...Read Full Lyrics

A gargantuan hole in the bow, will the ocean to enter allow. Oh but more a sin than letting it in it's letting our good fortune out. The nest to the storm did succumb, while the cr...Read Full Lyrics

He slips in through the back door And helps himself to the patients' medicine. And he likes to look important. And he always looks like he's important. And each tale that he tells ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, the moon was full And the color of blood The night the pirates came To the Vampire Club Their leader was tall and snide and slim He looked like a gay Captain Morgan Well, he re...Read Full Lyrics

The guy upstairs is such a freak. For five years now I've had a leak. What does he do up there? All day long he "sleeps all day" Then he goes out and comes home In the most intoxic...Read Full Lyrics

What do you call it When another forces your hand And what will they say When they find me here this way And know, no no no it wasn't my idea No it wasn't my idea But oh,just to se...Read Full Lyrics

Now I've been around for a long time And I learned along the way That if you wanna go on the radio There are words you just can't say Now I thought long about it And I found a way ...Read Full Lyrics

As above, so below, place your bets Which way the head will roll Made in your image we are at least As twisted and mean as thee 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site Your children h...Read Full Lyrics