I don't know if you're aware, but your kids suck ass
If you need someone to whip 'em then, ha... Just ask 'cause
They ain't as perfect as you say they is
They ain't perfect at all
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Artist - Your Favorite Martian
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vagina-ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fuckin' limbs
And one is a leg - w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I'm checking out your Facebook
I drive past where you work
You tell me you're my girlfriend
But are you even on planet earth?
I see you out with your friends but
Yo who the hell is...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Acting like a tool
Friends are rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Dj Saw "twilight"
BUMMER!
I spoke up and aske...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
Stuck in jai...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel.
Two middle fingers in the air.
I'm a wanna be, yeah a shitty G!
But I don't really care.
Ain't nobody quite like me.
'Cuz my name is shitty G.
Ain't nob...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I really hate it that my family's poor!
I really wish I was a rich kid
'Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for
Christmas
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
Your Favorite Martian
Hah-hah
Alright, here we go, check it out
My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king
And that it could be me to put these dreams into a sling
And f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
They say I "Nerd...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Your Favorite Martian