Who Been Scorin'? Lyrics

The hulk of a man with a beer in his hand looked like a drunk old fool,And I knew that if I hit him right, I could knock him off that stool.But everybody said, "Watch out -- that's...Read Full Lyrics

I swear you could taste the chicken and tomatoesThe noodles and the marrow bone,But it really wasn't nothing but some water and potatoesAnd the wonderful wonderful soup stone.Hangi...Read Full Lyrics

The year is two thousand and eightyAnd hardly a highway remains.Gone are the days of the dieselAnd songs about wrecks in the rain.The Macs and MacLeans have all rusted away.The Har...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'll sing you a song 'bout the old Forty Nine,The fastest engine on the Santa Fe line.On the fourteenth of April, she made a desp'rate dash,And she got there on time and she ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, a yellow-haired woman she'll take all your gold,Her eyes may be warm but her heart will be cold,And she will get fat just as soon as she's old --Stay 'way from a yellow-haired...Read Full Lyrics

You can't take it with you'Cos you didn't bring itYou can use it while you're hereBut when you go it's got to stayYou didn't write the songYou just learned how to sing itYou may br...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna take a little ride on the B&OOr maybe on the BMTAnd when I hit the track, babe I won't be backBecause this is the E-N-D.Now I been true to Y-O-U but you ain't been true t...Read Full Lyrics

Your credit card won't get you into heaven.Your Visa will not buy you silver wings.When you're burning down in hell with no water in the well,Your Diner's Club won't buy you one co...Read Full Lyrics

Well, a man came to our house Our house Our house A man came to our our house To sell some brooms So we asked him to come in And we hit him with a hammer And we hid him in the clos...Read Full Lyrics

Yes, Mr. Rodgers, I'm livin in sin with your daughter.No, Mr. Rodgers, we don't have separate rooms.Mr. Rodgers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water.Gee, Mr. Rodgers, d...Read Full Lyrics