Will I make it? Lyrics

MICHELLE PFIEFER'S DIAPERhad a vision of michelle pfiefer wearing nothing but a diaper squatting over a roman candle dancing around in rhinestone sandals hey well i don't know how ...Read Full Lyrics

TIME TO BUY A FUTONmy bed's one big, rocky lump and my back, it always seems to ache whenever i partake in sex the damn bed always breaks looks like it's time looks like it's time,...Read Full Lyrics

G.I. JOE GETS ANGRY WITH HUMAN KINDthis one's about how my g.i. joe came to life and he kicked in my bedroom door last night he grabbed me by my genitals mad at the fact that he ha...Read Full Lyrics

THE QUEST FOR FUNi've tipped a few drinks and i've found it there i've smoked some herb and smelt it in the air had it in a moment of sobriety wished it could last for all eternity...Read Full Lyrics

TEARSwhen's the last time you've tasted their salty taste? and you've had their feelings running down your face? and you've cried and cried til you felt good inside you cried and c...Read Full Lyrics

IN THE FIRST PLACEi've always told myself that the hate is bad, yet sometimes it's so hard and this smile i wear apon my face often feels like a disguise i know i have my opinions,...Read Full Lyrics

POSTMAN'S PET PEEVEi'm a mailman and i hate my job not half as much as i hate the dogs the ones that shit throughout my route yes, they're the ones i can do without there you have ...Read Full Lyrics

WHAT GOOD HOLLYWOOD?hollywood's lights are fading fast and rarely is a new star born with celebrities dropping off like flies there will soon be no one left to adore what good holl...Read Full Lyrics

Everything you say sounds forced and fake How long will it take before you make everything Break down around you Everything that you do reminds me of why it is I can't stand you Ev...Read Full Lyrics

THE HAPPY SWITCHi thought the climb had ended and i was over the hill and i seemed to have lost all of my motivational skills i had to work much harder for some of that easy fun ye...Read Full Lyrics