Wrong Foot Amputated Lyrics

Goodbye to all my friends I've knownAnd the travel agent I trusted.I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane;Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.As that ground crew pus...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you're wondering how I knewThat Prince Charles and Lady Di were through.Was waiting in line at the grocery store.Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.And it took me by su...Read Full Lyrics

Got a flat in TimbuktuWaiting for AAAAnd I saw that single headlight through the rainFlagged the geezer in the car down,He was going the wrong wayWe sped away and left rubber on al...Read Full Lyrics

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Roa...Read Full Lyrics

I'm getting fatter all the time.I used to be size 32 and I never gave.My jeans used to fit, I looked cool.Now I'm not the same.Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.And lat...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a Weight Watcher,I'm a Weight Watcher,Watchin' food go by.My, my, my.I'm a Weight Watcher,I'm a plate watcher.Here comes a cream pieMmmm, mmm, mmm.I was just a boyWhen I tried ...Read Full Lyrics

He likes to set up colored people.He likes to frame the colored people.Officer Fuhrman driving through BrentwoodAt night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag.Waits at the Bron...Read Full Lyrics

Lately all the songs I writeAre slow and on the mellow side.I used to stand on MTV,But now they bring a chair for me.Let me get a tube of ointmentLet's rub my achy joints,And turn ...Read Full Lyrics

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.Just had a big burrito with beans and rice,Salsa on top, with some extra spice,Lots of extra...Read Full Lyrics