You Can Buy A Car Lyrics

My friends call me Beardo They think that I'm a weirdo I'm never gonna shave-o I'll never be your slave-o My sideburns are as good as can be So why can't you stop making fun of me?...Read Full Lyrics

Donald Showalter, in the science video said Blue to red, ac-ed, blue to red, ac-ed It's got a quasi-rhyme so you never will for-get Blue to red, ac-ed, blue to red, ac-ed Ooooooooo...Read Full Lyrics

I check the levels, I check them every day I check the levels and I know that Tony Danza's gay I check the levels after work and after school I check the levels because I know that...Read Full Lyrics

Dude has no zeroes In fact, it's not part of the alphabet 'Your' and 'you are' Sorry, not equivalent You fucking dumbass Listen up in class You're too busy planning Your next chanc...Read Full Lyrics

I was at a party I was drinking something Stronger than Bacardi Much better than nothing Alcohol Not wood, not grain, not isopropyl So please refrain from getting too full I was ha...Read Full Lyrics

There is this guy from Silverchair He plays guitar and he has blond hair He writes these songs and pretends to care About the issues happening everywhere Don't wanna be Daniel John...Read Full Lyrics

Driver's Ed. sucks, it's boring The class just began, I'm snoring The previous line, an expression How does this help the recession? The teacher is a freak I've known that all week...Read Full Lyrics

Always try to do my best, gotta be consistent Sometimes quite annoying, maybe too insistent Trying to recall all the things that she said to me Gotta work hard now, gotta use my me...Read Full Lyrics

When you're eating your breakfast cereal Make sure that it's not ethereal Or else you couldn't eat it You couldn't even see it When you're eating your breakfast food And on the box...Read Full Lyrics

I wrote this in the car, not with a fucking guitar...Read Full Lyrics