You Make Me Crazy Lyrics

I don't mind when you act your age It suits me fine that you treat me like a child. And I can't deny when I'm with you That you step outside of all those fears locked up inside. Yo...Read Full Lyrics

This song is much funnier backwards Backwards funnier much is song this It's a little song that I wrote recently Recently wrote I that song little a it's You simply take the li...Read Full Lyrics

"Take off your pants," said the doctor I said "Why?" He said, "I want to check something out." I said, "But I came here with a migraine." He said, "Migraines can start in your bum....Read Full Lyrics

If I gave you something which you found quite useful But told you I couldn't be sure if that product was safe Or radioactive, you'd have two options in store Option one: You could ...Read Full Lyrics

In early December my mother called me And said, "Will you remember to keep Christmas free? 'Cause last year you went to your father's, you see So this year it's time to see me. " ...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes when I'm driving with my lady We'll see someone and say "Maybe We should run that person over. " We're just joking, actually We simply find it funny The absurdity of runn...Read Full Lyrics

Sammy #1: Sometimes I get lonely, sometimes I get down Underneath this smile lies a miserable clown I feel just like I'm searching for something I'll never find If you could only h...Read Full Lyrics

Girl, I'm gonna take you out tonight For dinner and a movie Then to a bar Then to my car, and drive you home Girl, I'm gonna see you move tonight Cause your body's so s*** Wanna ki...Read Full Lyrics

Jill was a girl, Jack was a guy One day they caught each other's eye And they went steady for two years They'd spend their summers by the sea And they were happy and carefree And f...Read Full Lyrics

Sammy J: My darling wife, I hope this letter finds you well It's been three months since I've seen you, and the nights are cold as hell I shot a man today, I saw his eyes before he...Read Full Lyrics