You & Me & the Bottle Makes Three/Single Ladies Lyrics

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck Some nights I call it a draw Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle Some nights I wish they'd just fall off But I s...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas! Christmas! (This one goes out to Santa's little helper) Christmas! (Down in Memphis Tennessee) Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby, And the snow is falling on the gro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not much into all the shit she has to say. I think I'll put my head into the microwave, And rig it up so it turns on and it fries my brain. As the skin melts off my face then I...Read Full Lyrics

I think that she's so cool, but she thinks that I'm lame, Ever since she found this out it's always been the same. She laughs at all my dumb jokes and she'll sit down next to me, B...Read Full Lyrics

Konichi wa! Mitsubishi, Kamikazee, Wasabi, Sony, Kristi Yamaguchi, Donkey Kong, Kawasaki, Rice-a-Roni, Sushi, Kathie Lee, Tsunami, Karate, Cheech and Chong Nintendo, Mojo Jojo Tae ...Read Full Lyrics

You call me up everyday, Go away because I don't know you now. We broke up, you said I'm gay, Go away because I don't know you now. There are things in life that really make me nau...Read Full Lyrics

It's been a long day sacking groceries at the hinky dinky store. All the old ladies are mean, I don't want to do this anymore, But If I got home, and tell my mom I don't have a job...Read Full Lyrics

Jenny and I really hate your guts. We can not believe you're such a slut. Jenny got tears in her eyes, I got pissed and you know why. You were getting it on with her dad. Jenny and...Read Full Lyrics

She doesnt't't like me well never get married. She doesnt't't like me well never have kids. She doesnt't't like me that's why she always tells me Maybe we should just be friends. S...Read Full Lyrics

I know you're the girl on tv, But I can't see why you're not with me. I know we'll be together soon. We will spend our life together I'll be with you now and forever, Although you ...Read Full Lyrics