You've Got a Friend in Beelzebub Lyrics

Of the men with whom I've tarriedYou were far away the worstWe were drunk when we were marriedLet's get drunk again and get divorcedI was blotto at the weddingFor all I know, I was...Read Full Lyrics

She's fatI like thatI've got a nice big belly tooGray eyesShe looks wiseBut I'm not looking for a high IQShe works hard at the Busy BeeMaking the best cup of coffee in TennesseeI c...Read Full Lyrics

When the brat upstairs got a drum kitShe played her lil' heart outEach bash and crash, each thwack and thumpWas free of doom or doubtThe plates would plummet from the railThe cats ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh if only you were the only boy in town For then I could not play the field and let you down I would not go half-mad for each passing lad With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown ...Read Full Lyrics

I have climbed and climbedTill I'm almost deadNow a mushroom is burstingOut of the top of my head...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I had an evil twin Running 'round doing people in I wish I had a very bad And evil twin to do my will To cull and conquer, cut and kill Just like I would If I weren't good A...Read Full Lyrics

Down in New Orleans there is a new thingA person they have learned to call Queenie KingWoah-oh, woah-ohThere seems to be a problem when her hips swingShe does whatever she wants wi...Read Full Lyrics

She says helloAnd I would be lyingIf I didn't mentionShe was cryingShe says helloAt least I think soWe both had too much to drink, soAnyway, she says helloLet's just say, she says ...Read Full Lyrics

She likes inventing thoseNew kinds of dancingShe can't hold still or poseCan't speak and can't singThere's only one thing she can doShe is a dancer through and throughJust watch he...Read Full Lyrics

He dressed up as a bunnyAnd licked my little footHe gave me lots of moneyTo thrash his naughty buttAnd sing when he was doneHe dressed me up as King TutMy life was much more funnyA...Read Full Lyrics