Young Conservatives Lyrics

We don't have no lovin's in El Paso We don't go to porno picture shows We don't swap our wives with our neighbors And we keep out kids away from Mexico. And I'm proud to be a...Read Full Lyrics

Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky, Amelia earhart flying that sad day; With her partner, captain noonan, on the second of july Her plane fell in the ocean, far ...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman & panama red) Ain't you the golden boy Of the silver screen, Your mother's pride and joy, The promoter's dream. No time for autographs Or sailin' boats or trains. ...Read Full Lyrics

(traditional) Father, let thy blessings Touch us and remain Guiding all our actions Till we meet again. Father, keep us loving, Brave and true and free. Kind to every creature Al...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Did I hear you say you wished that you could leave her ? Has some foolish disagreement made you blind ? If you traveled round this world, you wouldn't find anothe...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman) Well, a long time ago in old Tokyo By the softly flowing stream I left her there with the stars in her hair On the other side of a dream. Well, I traveled through...Read Full Lyrics

From a friend of yours in texas Who's had a little trouble finding love. I'm considered quite attractive And I've always been quite active at the club. But the life I lead's so...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman) Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic Rollin' ronnie reagan in sup...Read Full Lyrics

(Kinky Friedman) You uppity women I don't understand Why you gotta go and try to act like a man, But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink You'd better occupy the kitche...Read Full Lyrics

(kinky friedman, ronee blakley) Hello good mornin', it's suddenly dawnin' That it's been awhile. Last night I dreamed of a hollywood queen, She was wearin' your smile. But yesterd...Read Full Lyrics