Your Best, Your Last Lyrics

I never thought I could tell I'd feel this change in myself Or feel for anyone else You always knew how I felt And every second I wait I'd feel I wasted away A single hour of day Y...Read Full Lyrics

This is ages in the making This chance I'm finally taking 'Cause tonight is better spent with you I won't even try to hide All the things I kept inside 'Cause I'm finally spending ...Read Full Lyrics

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason Derulo'...Read Full Lyrics

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By get...Read Full Lyrics

She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman She's America's sweetheart But just like everybody else on Earth Julia Roberts farts Julia Roberts farts Yes, she does When she received...Read Full Lyrics

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is true Every day she ...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the bathroom She l...Read Full Lyrics

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where, oh wher...Read Full Lyrics

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two, number...Read Full Lyrics

Well they look at you they want something And they look at you you've got nothing to give So why not give in And you use to have dreams Well you use to want things but you could n...Read Full Lyrics