Zorro's Ascent Lyrics

When I was a boy I never played with toys Never had a friend Never laughed or cried much And when I was a boy My father was a man With a strict and sturdy hand No soft touch ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey you out there in outer spaceYou're lookin' at some style and graceThe blood and gutty human raceWell, come on down here to meet us And all you sightings up there in the skyFeel...Read Full Lyrics

If you were Lucy I'd be your Ricky When you were juicy I'd get real sticky And when you're magic It makes me tricky, too Yeah, I'm a Sony You're Panasonic I'm heavy metal You're ph...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a Porsche And I'm leavin Grand Rapids Quit my job, quit my school Quit this place My mother cried My father was fried Hey, I've got no time, man I want to say goodbye to m...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, I'm such a liar One time I told you You were the highlight Of all of my sexual life While I'm confessing When you're undressing I was picking the lock On your safe with my k...Read Full Lyrics

If I ain't cool My daddy gonna send me To Military School If I ain't nice My girlie gonna freeze me With cold shoulder ice If I'm real late My teacher gonna use me For alligator ba...Read Full Lyrics

I was just kicking down the street And the sun was in my eyes So I couldn't see the truck That was sixty times my size And just seconds off from splattering me Let me tell you...Read Full Lyrics