I saw her sittin' in a barroom In that smokey atmosphereShe smiled back at me As I drank down one last beerShe pulled me on the dancefloor We danced a song or twoIt was then I real...Read Full Lyrics

Moooooooorning WooodYeeehhhaaaa!!!!Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin goodCuz underneath the covers is my mornin woodMy wife wakes up and looks my wayKids run in and ruin...Read Full Lyrics

im gettin married to my pickup truckit doesn't leave me when im down on my luckit doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyeror want a divorceit doesn't care if I stay out lateit...Read Full Lyrics

With friends like you, who needs enemies? You ain't right, you ain't never gonna be You're out of the car; I'm afraid you've been declined You shake my hand while you're pissing on...Read Full Lyrics

I met her on a Monday and my heart stood still Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron Someboy told me that her name was Jill Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron Yes, my heart st...Read Full Lyrics

Come on along and listen to The lullaby of Broadway The hip hooray and ballyhoo The lullaby of Broadway The rumble of a subway train The rattle of the taxis The daffodils who enter...Read Full Lyrics

I didn't say we wouldn't hurt anymore That's how you learn, you just get burned We don't have to feel like dirt anymore Though love's not earned, baby it's our turn We were always ...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting here feeding All these numbers into my machine A number for every little thing I see I execute and they come dancing in dresses black and green I recognize the number shin...Read Full Lyrics

You hiss and groan And you constantly moan But you don't ever go away And that's because all you need is me. You roll your eyes Up to the skies Mock horrified But you're still her...Read Full Lyrics

"Well, I remember it all very well lookin' backIt was the summer that I turned eighteen.We lived in a one-room, run down shackOn the outskirts of New Orleans.We didn't have money f...Read Full Lyrics