Don't ask me why But I was walking down the streets Of Fairfax, California And I saw this flyer hangin' On a telephone pole, and it said Can god fill teeth? That's right! For a $10...Read Full Lyrics

A fork is a cold shiny tool To pierce, tear and ingest Whoever has the fork in hand Controls the meal of it's choice We're told the first few punctures They're for our own good Bet...Read Full Lyrics

I went to Blockhead Video To rent a tape of people makin' love Couldn't find no love in here It's a family store, see here! Settled for Faces Of Death But they'd rented it to some ...Read Full Lyrics

I am your clock I am your religion I am your shotgun mechanical bride Nothing is done without my approval I own you I decide how long you sleep And how much rest You are ever allow...Read Full Lyrics

You never know When it says you gotta go Hellfudge To them cheap motels down in Baton Rouge Hellfudge Roll down the window of the limousine Hellfudge I'll pay you fifteen bucks if ...Read Full Lyrics

Sheets off Flashlight in your eyes FREEZE! Guns in your gut Strip down Body search Cough up Or stomach pump To fight the war on drugs You must give up your rights You blink, you di...Read Full Lyrics

Lotta good that P. H. D. Did me Stuck... Grocery store security Cigar store Indian Fake badge authority Nothing ever happens here Hark! Camera, aisle 5 Dude with hair sprayed on Po...Read Full Lyrics

Hair by mail Tit jobs for teens Go broke appearing rich Searching for rosebud in the fire Pop stars fingers in the fans The therapist you wish you had Crucifix or lubricant Governm...Read Full Lyrics

Spiral down the path Of least resistance Down a chute to a bed of nails That becomes a trampoline Bouncing lost souls From extreme to extreme Emperor Ludwig is with us So is Doc...Read Full Lyrics

God's sounded the alarm Dare not push the snooze button Your favourite metalhead and mine Child-molesting freak Used Seven Seals to scare his flock So he could sin Defiled young gi...Read Full Lyrics