She asks me for a ride cuz she lives kinda far away from me So I take off in my car and roll up her steep driveway She gets in the car and shuts the door I step on the gas and let ...Read Full Lyrics

I would like to call myself gifted But for me they use a completely different word Bright, intelligent, studious, or learned? Oh no! They call me Nerd In vain I wish I could make f...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Little Miss Hazel Eyes A glance from you just mystifies me You're my prize, you see I get google-eyed over thee Hey Little Miss Hazel Eyes If you were a value meal I'd super-si...Read Full Lyrics

Get me out of this misery I fall down to You on my knees Get me out of this misery I pray You, God Ow, Lord! Why do You stretch me? No no no no Whoa, Lord! It hurts so bad What now...Read Full Lyrics

Andy's gonna be a marine He'll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans He'll be out there digging a latrine Cuz Andy's gonna be a marine Andy's gonna be a marine He'll ha...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight I went to a punk rock show The band was really good and the lights were all low I saw one on my left, I saw one on my right Those punk rock chicks really made my night Gimm...Read Full Lyrics

Rudy was my friend But he had an end Oh yes, I did send him into an eternal sleep I'm so sorry, boy No longer my toy Oh my pride and joy, you no longer go beep Rudy my electronic p...Read Full Lyrics

I see that girl walking down the street I see that girl coming up to me I see that girl, now she's passing me by I see that girl, coffee in her hand I see that girl by the newspape...Read Full Lyrics

Today is a new day No time to live in the past I guess now I know No time to live with regrets Mistakes I have made Got to get on with my life My choice, no one else It's time to l...Read Full Lyrics

It used to be, but not anymore Time slipped through my fingers to the floor It used to be, but not anymore Tipped my hat and walked through the door It used to be the greatest thin...Read Full Lyrics