How did I get here?Where was I headed?You know, I can't recallWhere did everything go wrong?There was a highwayFrank singing "My Way"Or maybe it was SidNow I'm payin' for what I di...Read Full Lyrics

Kill the bottle and build a fire Watch the flames lick the telephone wire You knew I was trouble from the start Know-it-all, yeah, you should have known better Baby I'm bad right ...Read Full Lyrics

I must live in this confusion I must love to be confused I must strike out in the darkness Buy some time both new and used Time to wander through the arches Time to wonder at the ...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus loves you more than I do Just because He doesn't know you Not like I do Jesus says you'll get salvation If you just keep on waitin' And readin' the same book Over and over a...Read Full Lyrics

She's a lovely girl but she's a misanthrope She's sick of the world, she's at the end of her rope She's had it up to here with everyone but me Cowboys, bankers, bikers too She hat...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four Thank God for Irish whiskey Thank the Devil for pretty girls Make a mess of all us lucky boys I got ninety-nine things to be thankful for But a half a clue ...Read Full Lyrics

The desert children wanted bread The good lord sent them manna I asked just for one good girl The devil sent me Julianna She don't come around no more It's time to face the facts ...Read Full Lyrics

Man, I had a terrible day I couldn't stop gettin' in my own way Time to blow my pay, I need a drink Move your ass cause that's my stool Pour one Bass, no, make it two Don't need n...Read Full Lyrics

Less than three, less than two, less than one Less than zero If you're me, what you do when you're done Is cry Don't leave me alone with myself Yeah, turns out I'm a troubled guy ...Read Full Lyrics

That was the best day of my lifeI won't forget the timeWe crashed the old folks' homeWe were ballroom dancingWe ate some Jello, ate some VicodinAnd tap danced through the old folks...Read Full Lyrics