THE WORDS SHE WRITES WILL CHANGE THE WORLD SHE'S MUCH SMARTER THAN ME INSIDE SHE WRITES A SIDE OF HERSELFSHE WON'T LET ME SEE SUCH A HATEFUL LITTLE GIRL HER LITTLE BOOK IS HER WHOL...Read Full Lyrics

EUNUCH BOY, EUNUCH BOYTHOUGHT A LAWNMOWER WAS ANOTHER TOYDON'T LAUGH AT HIM CAUSE HE CAN'T PISS STRAIGHT HE CAN'T EVEN MASTURBATEGOT NO GONADS, ONLY TWO SOCKETSGOT NO BULGE IN HIS ...Read Full Lyrics

WHILE YOU ARE AWAY I'M WAITINGI'M OUT OF MY MIND YOU'RE OUT OF TOWN YOU KNOW I'M NO STRANGER TO FRUSTRATION I WON'T BREAK I WON'T LET YOU DOWNCAUSE I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONGAND I KNO...Read Full Lyrics

what will it be like when i get old will i still hop on my bike, and ridearound town will i still want to be someone, and not just sit around i don'twant to be like other adults ca...Read Full Lyrics

Got the telephone in my hand Gonna call you up tonight Planned every word I'll say I'm gonna do it right. Maybe I'll wait a little longer Maybe I'm not ready yet Where did I put t...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4 Hey, hey everybody Look who's on TV, look who just got famous Don't you know it should have been me I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad I love to see other peopl...Read Full Lyrics

All the kids down in London And everybody in New York City If they listen to that Alternative If there fourteen and lookin' pretty They want me to be their boyfriend They want me ...Read Full Lyrics

She was never what I wanted, I just wanted someone else. Now I'm sittin' here alone, I'm Sittin' here all by myself And everybody loves me And they want me to be their boyfriend S...Read Full Lyrics

Got up this morning to make some coffee Everything sucks today Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me Everything sucks today Got up on the wrong side of life this morning Nothin t...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] I'm the one I've been here for you all along I'm the one Whose shoulder you've been cryin' on Nice guys finish last No one knows as good as me We're just good friends And...Read Full Lyrics