Im singing Broadway and I love it!Im singing Broadway and Im proud!You can keep your Springsteen.Shove your Chaka.I really dont care for that kind of kaka.Ethel Liza Chita thats my crowd my crowd!Yes-sah Im singing Broadway and its heaven!cause heaven is a song from a Broadway show!Ah just give me a part thats got laughter and tearsAnd Ill feel like Yul Brenner for the next thousand years!Ah Broadway Broadway Broadway! Brrrrrravo!Ahhh who needs a girl whos got flourescent hairOr an ugly boy singing off key? Give me a broad whos got tits out to thereBelching it out to the balcony!Ahhhahhhhhhhh!!!!Yes-sah! Im singing Broadway and its heaven!Ill be singing Broadway til I die!Just tell me what could be betterThan shaking your bunsIn front of a chorusOf thirty-five nuns? Ill climb every mountainAnd ford every river I see.A lady and her muszackHa-thats ha-me! yeah!

I will never forget it you know. I was in bed one night with my boyfriend Ernie he began combing his hair there was a great shower of dandruff all about the bed. I said to him Ernie whats that? he said to me Soph those are the snows of Kilamanjaro. He leaped from the bed he ran to the loo I could hear him through the door relieving himself violently (swish swish swish swish) I said to him Ernie what the hell is that? he said to me Soph those are the rains of Ronjapoor. He leaped from the bed he ran back to bed no he leaped from the loo he ran back to the bed he leaped from the bed he ran out the window thats not right either a humongous dick that wants to reach out and touch someone imagine that he ran back from the loo what happened then ah yes of course I hit a blank spot. On his way back from the loo he had dare I say an attack of flatulates how could I forget that. He had an attack of flatulates (pbbt) the cheese was cut. I said to him Ernie what the hell is that? he said to me Soph those are the winds of Crackatoa. That was enough for me I jumped into my clothes I was out the door like a like a shot. I could hear him calling me from down the road. Where are you going? Whats wrong? I said who can fuck in this weather.I will never forget it you know. Doorbell rang the other day I answered the door there was a delivery boy there a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card and I opened it it said love from your boyfriend Ernie. I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine at the time I said Clementine do you know what this means. For the next two weeks Im going to be flat on my back with my legs wide open. Clementine says to me whats the matter with you aint you got a vase?I will never forget it you know. Yet another cutting the cheese joke. Listen to how I make it my own. I will never forget it you know. It was my honeymoon with my boyfriend Ernie we were on the Silverchief we had a car all to ourselves when suddenly I cut the cheese. Ernie said Oh my God Soph is that you did you just fart I said of course I did you think I always smell like this.I will never forget it you know. For the longest time I didnt wear no underwear. Used to drive my boyfriend Ernie absolutely batty that I didnt wear no underwear. One day I caught a terrible cold Ernie said to me Soph youve got to go see the doctor I said alright make an appointment for me. So he rang up the doctor but unbeknownst to me this is what he told the doctor. Doc Im sending Soph over she got a terrible cold but thats not the problem the problem is she dont wear no underwear tell her she got this cold on the count of she dont wear no underwear you got that. Right o says the doctor so I like a Schmuck trot on down to the doctors office the doctor said Soph open your mouth and say Ah I open my mouth I said Ah he looked down my throat he said Soph you aint wearin no underwear I said I beg your pardon doctor? he said to me Soph you aint wearin no underwear I said doctor you can look down my throat and see I aint wearin no underwear he said thats right Soph I said doc do me a favor look up my ass and tell me if my hats on straight.

Oh human history is a sordid affair.Often I say to myselfOh this is horriblemans inhumanity to man.Its just awful its...Oh why bother?Why bother why bother why bother?I try to be rosyI try to be upbeat.Life is real life is earnestsing Polly wolly doodle all day.I try to look on the bright side of things and yetwhen confronted with the truthI have to sayWhy bother?Maybe Ill get a lift.Why bother?Maybe Ill get a job.Why bother?Maybe Ill get a new car.Why bother?Maybe Ill empty an ashtray.Why bother?Its so hard to keep your ears clean.Why bother?There are millions of wonderful piano players in the world.Listen to the chump I got.Why bother?You know modern painting is supposed to be the panacea for all the ills of modern lifeand yet everyone still buys the painting that matches the couch.Why bother?Do you know that the only museum in Las Vegas is run by Liberace?Why bother?France -- the country that gave us Renoir Manet Monet Van Gogh Gauguin -- has hailed Jerry Lewis as a genius...Why bother?Calvin Klein wears his own jeansimage httpstatic.urx.iounitsweburx-unit-loader.gifhis own underwearhis own cologne.I still wouldnt fuck him.I said Calvin why bother?I have a star named after me on Hollywood Boulevard.Its under a fire hydrant.Why bother?I got a new haircut.I have to put a lotta mousse on it to make it look like anything.I got a terrible case of dandruff.My doctor said I was suffering from mousse abuse.Why bother?Dr Ruth...Why bother?There are 88 keys on that piano.That motherfucker knows five.Why bother?Halleys Comet comes once every 76 years.So do I.Why bother?I fasted for 25 days.I took a high colonic every day.I lost 3 pounds.My Enemist said Why bother?You ever read the LA Weekly?You ever notice how many ads for high colonics they have?Is this town that full of shit?Why bother?Is this what T.S. Eliot meant bythe hollow menthe stuffed menor did he only mean...Why bother?

Rose Have an eggroll Mr. Goldstone.Have a napkin have a chopstick have a chair.Have a spare rib Mr. Goldstone.Any spare that I can spare Ill be glad to share!Have a dish have a fork have a fish have a pork.Put your feet up. Feel at home.Have a smoke have a Coke.Would you like to hear a joke?Ill have June recite a poem!Have a leechie Mr. Goldstone.Tell me any little thing that I can do.Ginger peachy Mr. Goldstone.Have a kumquat have two!Everybody give a cheer.Santa Claus is sitting here.Mr. Goldstone I love you!Have a Goldstone Mr. Eggroll.Tell me any little thing that I can do.Have some fried rice Mr. Soy Sauce.Have a cookie have a few!Whats the matter Mr. G?Have another pot of tea.Mr. Goldstone I love you!Herbie There are good stones and bad stonesand curbstones and gladstonesand touchstones and such stones as them.Rose There are big stones and small stonesand grind stones and gall stonesAll but Goldstone is a gem!There are milestones there are mill stones.Theres a cherry theres a yellow theres a blue.But we dont want any old stoneonly Goldstone will do!Moon stones sun stones.We all scream for one stone.Mr. Goldstone we love you!Goldstone!

I fell head over heels in TucsonTil the neon lights shined on his wedding bandAnd once a handsome CherokeeHe nearly swept me off my feetAnd we danced the night away in old CheyenneYeah but something in my heartSays Ill know him in the darkWhen at last he comes alongWee-ooo wee-dle e-de-ohI see him ridin through my dreamsWee-whoo wee-dle e-de-ohWere ridin double as he singsWee-whoo wee-dle e-de-ohIts a sagebrush moonlight sceneWee-whoo hes the answer to a cowgirls dreamYo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee ee-heYo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee ee-heYo doo lay ee yo doo lay eeYo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee-he-e-e-eAh deedle lo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee ee-heAh deedle lo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee ee-heYo doo lay ee yo doo lay eeYo doo lay ee yo doo lay ee-heWee-whoo wee-dle e-de-ohI see him ridin through my dreamsWee-whoo wee-dle e-de-ohWere ridin double as he singsWee-ee-ee ooo-oo-oo wee-dle e-de-ohIts a sagebrush moonlight sceneWee-ooo hes the answer to a cowgirls dreams

Now you may think Im foolishWith all the foolish things I do.You may wonder how come you love meWhen I get on your nerves like I do.Aw baby you know you love me.Aint no secret bout that.Come on over here and touch me baby.Were gonna seal a pact.Now honey it aint about moneycause I know you got plenty of that.You love me for my pink cadillacCrushed velvet seatsLow in the back oozing down the streetWaving to the girls feeling outa sightSpending lots of money on a saturday night.Aw dont you love it when youreRiding in the back of my pink cadillac baby?Now some folks say its too bigUses too much gas.Some say that its too damned old.Does not go real fast.But honey your love is bigger than a Honda.I heard its bigger than a Subaru yeah!But my cars the real thing babyAint no one else will do.Anyway we dont have to ride itWe can just park it out in the backAnd have a party in myCadillac! Cadillac! Cadillac! Cadillac! Cadillac!When the moon comes upThe sun goes downOoo we love to creep around.We get a flame in our bloodA fire in our breathAnd fourteen names carved on my chest.Got a rose tattooed on this thigh.Made a dead man rise and shine.You got to drive them men folks wild.You got to drive them men folks wild.My my my do that talk.Woops the Cadillac walk.Early to rise! Early to bed!The grown men that we have lead.Little-bitty baby you are the one!Sign your name right on my gun.Aint we something nice?Really cheap at twice the price.Were gonna raise your fahrenheit!Were gonna raise it tonight!My my my do that talk.Were gonna Cadillac walk.Were gonna Cadillac walk.Make your Cadillac walk!Make your CadillacMake your Cadillac walk!!!

My grandpa died from asbestos.My daddys name was Estes.And I dont know if that messed us upor what it did.My brother was-a workin as an boiler.He was glad he wasnt workin as an oiler.One day my sister went and lit up a matchand up is where they went.They went up! up! up!like a guy on a rocket.Up! up! up!Keep your luck dont hock it.Up! up! up!Put your finger in a socket.Dont you know thats up Jack?Aaah now that leaves me with my cousins.You know I got em by the dozens.Well they brought home a bomb and they didnt act calmcause up is where they went.Ah but now everything is satisfactory.Im on the swing shift at the big factory.Oooh I keep cuttin I just keep struttincause up is where Im goin.Im goin up! up! up!Push the elevator button.Up! up! up!Like supermans cousin.Up! up! up!Ooh fella now Im buzzin.Dont you know thats up Chuck?All right Chuck.While gossiping over the back fencemy aunt was talking in her accents.The fickle finger of fate paced a well placed gooseand up is where she went.While visiting a funeral parlorUncle Louie he let out a holler.A stiff went and winked at himand guess where he went?He went up! up!Make the north pole my landin.Up! up!Talk frivolous abandon.Up! up!Boom! From sitting to standing.Dont you know thats up?Goin up and up and upand up and up and up and up!Doodlie-do-da do!

Sweet and low sweet and lowwind of the western sea.Low low breathe and blowwind of the western sea.Over the rolling waters go.Come from the dying moon and blow.Blow him again to mewhile my little onewhile my pretty one sleeps.Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.Sleep and rest sleep and rest;Father will come to thee soon.Rest rest on mothers breast;Father will come to thee soon.Father will come to his babe in the nest.Silver sails all out of the westunder the silver moon.Sleep my little onesleep my pretty onesleep my little one sleep.

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Farmboysextra! Extra!hey look atThe headlinehistorical newsIs being madeExtra! Extra!theyre drawingA red linearound the biggest scoopOf the decadea barrel of charma fabulous thrillthe biggest little headlineIn vaudevillepresentingin personthat 5 2Bundle of dynamitedainty...June(drum roll)JuneHello everybody!My name is June!Whats yours?(music playing)I have a moo cowa new cowA true cownamed CarolineLouisemoo moo moo mooJuneshes an extra-specialfriend of mineLouisemoo moo moo mooJuneI like everythingabout her fineLouisemoo mooMoo mooJuneshe likes to moo inThe moonlightwhen the moody moonAppearsand when she moos inThe moonlightgosh its moosicTo my earsshes so moosicalshe loves a man cowA tan cowwho can cow herWith a glanceLouisemoo mooMoo mooJunewhen he winks at hershe starts to danceLouisemoo moo moo mooJuneits what grown-ups callA real romanceLouisemoo moo moo mooJunebut if we mooovedTo the cityor we settledBy the shoreshed make the mooovecause sheLoves me more(music ends)WomanThank you very much.Thats all.RoseBut we have a great finish.WomanIm sureBut mr. Grantziger--RoseAh...hit it!(music playing)Farmboysbroadwaybroadwaywe miss it sowere leaving soonAnd taking Juneto star her in a showbright lightswhite lightsrhythm and romancethe train is lateSo while we waitwere gonna doA little danceJuneBroadwayBroadwayhow great you areIll leave the farmWith all its charmto be a Broadway starbright lightswhite lightswhere the neons glowmy bag is packedIve got my actso all aboardCmon lets goFarmboysLets go(train whistle blowing)JuneWait!Stop the train.Stop the music.Stop everything!I cant go to BroadwayWith you.FarboyWhy not dainty June?JuneBecause...Im staying hereWith Caroline my favorite cow!FarmboysYay!Yay!(playing the starsAnd stripes forever)(music ends)

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