Put on your necklace, put on your dress.Pull on those tights on the legs that I like.Polish your shoes, gloss up those lips.Step to the beat and hang on my hips.This jubilee won't ...Read Full Lyrics

Something strikes me as wrong,I think Christine might have known all along.It feels like '89 in my heart but '69 in my head.She came home about three,Smelling just like a brewery,S...Read Full Lyrics

Waves that big will sink a ship this size,The memory of the friends we lose,Stains our days like a bruise.In a storm like this, this vessel will capsize,My love has the prettiest h...Read Full Lyrics

Darling don't you know after I've bathed with you,I'm going to bury my face in the towel you used.I'm going to fill a bottle with the tears you weep,I'm going to brush your teeth w...Read Full Lyrics

I shave myself with blunt razors,My clothes they do me no favours.I go to a restaurant where the skirts on the waitresses are far too short.I throw salt over my shoulder, for good ...Read Full Lyrics

I will measure you by the glow of your insideBy the way you act and love and live your lifeThrough my eyes, we were giant-sizedBut that's a far cry from where you'll end up tonight...Read Full Lyrics

Not to be outdone, Not to be unrewarded.I put my best foot forward,It went straight in my mouth.She said, 'You dirty little louse,Why don't you cook and clean the house?'And then s...Read Full Lyrics

Julie, come see me,I'll be like the one you want to see, please,Could you do the same for me?Don't cut your hair.Don't wear crap shoes.Drive with care.I want you to stay like this....Read Full Lyrics

I have been trying To write a Haiku for you Some things I just can't do Maybe you're beyond Ancient Asian Poetry Or maybe it's just me I have been trying To get this Haiku Just r...Read Full Lyrics

One time I tried to sing About spring and a storm But you know How it goes Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah All along Won't you please Stop complaining I'm playing a ...Read Full Lyrics