Loser Lyrics

The chemical equation test pissed me off.So I marched into my band nerd loft.Threw my satchel up over my head.Checked my calculator and it was dead.Is it the batteries or is it the...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I wish that I had a hemp necklace. So then I could be really cool.Oh I wish that I had a hemp neclace. So then I could be like everybody at my schoolOh I wish that my daddy boug...Read Full Lyrics

I've got this little problem called insecurity.Cause all the girls they laugh, when they go down on me.And I know my penis is small.(too small for you)And I know my penis is smallA...Read Full Lyrics

What? You wanna mess with me? I dont think so! Go back on the porch little boy!Hey you, you better fear, cause death and destruction is near.Its coming through your city or town, w...Read Full Lyrics

Fat kids need James Hetfield.Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.Cliff Burton is dead.I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer.He did a ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do.When I open my y...Read Full Lyrics

First you decieve me, then you want to see me.Sleep with me, what the hell is that.Last night you wanted to kill me, but today you want to feel me.Feel me up, in your pick-up truck...Read Full Lyrics

Eat Blazing Electric death bitch, eat blazing electric death. As I stand up and watch you die, keeping all my hopes alive.Like Dmitri Shostakovich, when they forced him to the gula...Read Full Lyrics

When I have sex, no I don't use protection.Cause I can't even get an erectionWhen I was in high school, I used to be a pimp.Then I got older and started going limp.I can't get it u...Read Full Lyrics

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